simple solutions to complicated problems For every complicated problem there is a solution that is simple, direct, understandable, and wrong. H. L. Mencken
how to prove you are a fool ‘Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. Samuel Johnson
wright on amnesia Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. Steven Wright
only a parent could understand I’m now telling my two kids that I DO have a favorite – but it’s neither of them. Steve Olivas